neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

otterparade:

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

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It’s not a good idea for me to be here.
I’ll end up messaging you.
But you’re her friend now.
Well, not necessarily, you’re just not mine lol.